How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.