One... The rest are true stories.
I rest my case.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
Make blonde jokes!
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
3, and the rest are true stories.
