One... The rest are true stories.
Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat
A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
It makes them feel popular.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)