How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday?

He felt his presents.

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.