What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Why do they call them "S'mores"?

Because you always want another one!

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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What does a racist get for their birthday?

KK-cake

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.