Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

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Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."