What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo