What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)