How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.

San Diego Jokes More San Diego Jokes

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

What US city has the dirtiest waffles?

San Diego