How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

San Diego Jokes More San Diego Jokes

Where in the World is Carmen?

San Diego."

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.