How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

San Diego Jokes More San Diego Jokes

What US city has the dirtiest waffles?

San Diego

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.