Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

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What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)