Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

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Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What do you call a waffle that burps too much?

A belchin waffle.

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout