Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

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Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.