Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.