Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!