Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

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What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!