Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

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What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!