Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.