Ha Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

Why was the broom late for work?

Because 7,8,9

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.