Ha Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

Main Ingredient Jokes More Main Ingredient Jokes

What's the main ingredient in mana potions?

Caster sugar.

What's the main ingredient when making pickle bread?

Dill dough.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Finnishe Jokes More Finnishe Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(