What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why is 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

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What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

What do you say to a depressed, overweight person?

Keep your chins up.

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Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?

Precubescent