A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
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Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
Because you remove them.
He made the World Trade Center disappear.
Because everything they have disappears
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
Coincerned
Evaporated milk
Hare today gone tomorrow.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
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Because Austria was Hungary.
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
They seem to just disappear.
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
just add a G and now she's gone.
A gf gif gift grift
He says: "Nothing." and disappears.
Pops
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Hocus POTUS
The barber ran
Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*
A double Manhattan on the rocks.
Irish pride
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)
Pull down his pants.
Pull off the ring and the house is gone.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work
From a distance they look like hares!
He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!
He was buying drinks.
I'm feeling funny"
