A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
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Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
Because you remove them.
He made the World Trade Center disappear.
Because everything they have disappears
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
Coincerned
Evaporated milk
Hare today gone tomorrow.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
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Because Austria was Hungary.
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
They seem to just disappear.
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
just add a G and now she's gone.
A gf gif gift grift
He says: "Nothing." and disappears.
Pops
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Hocus POTUS
Nailed it!"
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
Evaporated milk!
Because it's made up of galaxies.
Naughty by Nature
Me: Egg shells.
With oinkment.
A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.
Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups
Because 7 8 9.
It was a little over their heads
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)
You swimming pull
It's just so hard to pull out.
