A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
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Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
Because you remove them.
He made the World Trade Center disappear.
Because everything they have disappears
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
Coincerned
Evaporated milk
Hare today gone tomorrow.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
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Because Austria was Hungary.
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
They seem to just disappear.
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
just add a G and now she's gone.
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He says: "Nothing." and disappears.
Pops
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Hocus POTUS
Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party
It's not >9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE
They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.
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V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!
A: Dead.
The New York Jets.
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Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
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They are both good at removing the Polish!
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Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
Because magic is stupid.
