A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
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Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
Because you remove them.
He made the World Trade Center disappear.
Because everything they have disappears
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
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Evaporated milk
Hare today gone tomorrow.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
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Because Austria was Hungary.
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
They seem to just disappear.
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
just add a G and now she's gone.
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He says: "Nothing." and disappears.
Pops
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Hocus POTUS
Evaporated milk!
They both abhor a vacuum.
A cat.
Because possession is 9/10 of the law
not enough sand.
Liberace
roll playing im sry
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan
A dog knows what is 'no'.
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Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.
