A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
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Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
Because you remove them.
He made the World Trade Center disappear.
Because everything they have disappears
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
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Evaporated milk
Hare today gone tomorrow.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
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Because Austria was Hungary.
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
They seem to just disappear.
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
just add a G and now she's gone.
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He says: "Nothing." and disappears.
Pops
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Hocus POTUS
Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Prison food
Because seven "ate" nine.
A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.
They both abhor a vacuum.
you get a Hyperlink ...
The pizza can feed a family of four.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
Om's Law.
Dual air bags.
You have to get Alloy-er
There was a run on sentences.
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
