A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
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Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
Because you remove them.
He made the World Trade Center disappear.
Because everything they have disappears
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
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Evaporated milk
Hare today gone tomorrow.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
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Because Austria was Hungary.
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
They seem to just disappear.
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
just add a G and now she's gone.
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He says: "Nothing." and disappears.
Pops
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Hocus POTUS
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
It pulled a mussel.
Pull out
Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle
A: Dead.
Sandy Hook.
Cause he was snowden.
A put-in
I herd that.
Nailed it.
Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.
answer "Scissors." then drive away..
A trans-ginger
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
