What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

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How big was osama bin Laden's hard drive?

One terrorbyte.

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*