What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.