What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

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What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

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Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!