How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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What's Ron Jeremy's favorite shape?

Erectangle

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!