Pump Jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

Why do rednecks love Halloween?

NSFW) Because they love to pump kin.

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What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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What do rednecks do on Halloween?

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