Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.