Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!