Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.