Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin