Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What do you call a white asian who loves cola?

Cokeasian.

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"