Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ?

Candace with love !

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!