What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

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What's the world's scariest plant?

bamBOO!

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo