What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!