What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!