What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)