What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel