What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.