What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.