What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope