What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!"

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How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!