What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !