What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences