What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

School Jokes More School Jokes

How is Rock School going dear?

It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.