Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

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Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Who do zombie cowboys fight?

Deadskins.

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"