Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.