Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

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What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.