Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.