What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.