Finding an empty bottle in the trash.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!
So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.
9 months
A bit of a shock really!
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end