What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

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What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink