What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

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Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end