What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.