What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.

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What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.