What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.