What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

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What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings