What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.