What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

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What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

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How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !