What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.