What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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He works it out with a pencil.

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What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

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Twitzerland.

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.