What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

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How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.