Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!