Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

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Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.