They were both caught with hands in their drawers.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.
Because he ate five fruits a day!
My Bologna had a first name.
I can see your drawers!
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.