What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes