What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes