What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.