What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands