What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.