When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Previous Random Joke Next

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.