When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."