When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish