When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.