What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts