What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!