What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts