What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.