Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.