Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!