What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !