What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.