What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

What do you call the teacher who's late?

Mister bus

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train