What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)