What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.