What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.