What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.