What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.