What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D