What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do you call a group of sorority girls?

A whorde.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What is an octopus?

An eight-sided cat.

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.