What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of pigs?

A precinct.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you?

gtNacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.