What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

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What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

What do you call a group of elderly virgins?

Dried Cherries

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection?

Hi Ping

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

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How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D