What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"