What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'