What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

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How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In his hog cabin!

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What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha