What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

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Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

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What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)