What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

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