Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.