Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!
2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.
cuz it was charged with electricity .
He got in treble.
A puppy nailed to 7 trees.
Snow White's cherry
Using a pair of Caesars.
Because they can't even
Just wait, they'll tell you.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
