Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM
I'm-in-a-cent!
gets arrested*
Because 7 8 9.
Racist.
They all get their fair shear
Because it multiplied by dividing.
You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
Put 14 carrots in it.
Because he could only make 14 point turns.