How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

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Why was 8 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...