How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

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What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.