How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What did the abacus say to the adding machine?

Calc you later!

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What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P