How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.