What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt?

They have eruptile dysfunction