What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

What did one volcano call the other volcano?

An Ash-hole.

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What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.

What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.