Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

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Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.