Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

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Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"