Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?