Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?