Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'