How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.