How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

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What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!