How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

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What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

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What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.