How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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What do you call a short Native American programmer?

A Little Endian -I'll get the door.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

What do you call a drunken Muslim?

A: Mohammered.

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up