Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

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What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.