Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

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What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.