Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Canon Jokes More Canon Jokes

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.