Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Canon Jokes More Canon Jokes

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then