What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

Where does Fred Weasley shop?

Forever 21.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Canon Jokes More Canon Jokes

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.