What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Canon Jokes More Canon Jokes

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.