What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

Where does Fred Weasley shop?

Forever 21.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

Canon Jokes More Canon Jokes

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well