What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Canon Jokes More Canon Jokes

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.