What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

Canon Jokes More Canon Jokes

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.