Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)