Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

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Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.