Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.