Grip Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

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What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

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What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

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What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

Broomstick Jokes More Broomstick Jokes

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween?

Hijabba the Hut

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast