Grip Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

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What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Purple Jokes More Purple Jokes

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.