Grip Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

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What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*