What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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Can't they just get taller women

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.