What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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The letter C.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.